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Three women were at the doctor's office for the second trimester check up. The first woman, a brunette, said that she was sure that she would have a girl because when she made love to her husband, she was on top! The second affirmed with certainty that she would have a boy, because she was on bottom. The blonde grabbed her head between her hands.

"Oh, crap! Puppies."

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Posted: 10/30/08

Sheryl Underwood - Playing Games

Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man.

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Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,179

Jonathan Katz - Old Pimp

Jonathan's dad is an 84-year-old pimp.

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Posted: 05/26/93
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Greg Giraldo - Raising Kids

People always want to compare their dogs to kids.

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Posted: 12/08/02
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Gabriel Iglesias - Hookers

You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.

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Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 16,326

Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man

A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.

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Posted: 05/24/07
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Dustin Ybarra - Fat Ass

They say obesity is a virus, but you're not going to have warn your exes that you've become fat.

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Posted: 10/23/09
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Jeff Altman - Politics

A vote for Ross Perot is a vote to buy Japan.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 233

Mitch Fatel - Dr. Fatel

If he wasn't a comedian, Mitch Fatel would be a doctor.

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Posted: 04/05/07
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D.L. Hughley - University Study

Fellatio may significantly decrease the rate of breast cancer in women.

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Posted: 05/14/05
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Carlos Mencia - Female Orgasms

Women can reach orgasm quickly if they want.

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Posted: 06/23/02
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