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Q: What are the two most irritating parts of a blonde's vagina?

A: One: the blonde; two: the other guys waiting their turn.
Filed Under: sex (2379),  men/women (1718),  insults (1620)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Derrick Cameron - The Lottery

Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.

Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 565

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,465

Rich Vos - Dumb People

Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.

Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 2,831

Corey Holcomb - Dating Game

Corey needs a place to lay up.

Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 4,667

Judah Friedlander - Lethal Weapon

Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.

Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 11,358

Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,352

Greg Behrendt - Relationships

What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 641

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,633

Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom

If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 651

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

 
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