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Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes.
When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!"
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,267
Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), America (446)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,962
John Oliver - One Fact
The war on terrorism is giving our teenagers the horn.
Tags: John Oliver (260), terrorism (439),
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 7,056
Katt Williams - Terrorism
Terror can't keep a home address.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), George W. Bush (2037), terrorism (439)
Posted: 01/25/09
Views: 35,348
Laura Kightlinger - Hardship
Everybody's life has some hardship.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 713
Paul F. Tompkins - Airport Security
It turns out you are not allowed to bring a bomb onto an airplane.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 1,390
D.L. Hughley - Flying
D.L. Hughley doesn't like flying.
Tags: Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 992
Carlos Mencia - Southwest Airlines
If you're afraid of your plane being hijacked, fly Southwest Airlines.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), terrorism (439), 9/11 (290)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 10,497
Myq Kaplan - Final Destination
We've gotta get out of here. This is gonna blow!
Tags: Myq Kaplan (2), terrorism (439), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 05/27/08
Views: 8,398
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