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The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to L.A."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain. The captain goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, hugs the captain and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The flight attendant asks what he said to the woman.
"I just told her that the first class section isn't going to L.A."
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Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
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Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
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Flying around the planet can mess you up.
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You've got to love your job to be happy in life.
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Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.
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