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They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, "The men with really big dicks and the girls with really, really big boobs were both really, really dumb."
When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was.
The boy said, ''Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, dumb blonde, and the longer they talked, the dumber he got.''
Dave Attell - Amish Sex
The Amish do have sex.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 4,380
Greg Giraldo - Cleavage
Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 4,359
Rene Hicks - Breastfeeding
Breastfeeding is natural.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 882
Gabriel Iglesias - Hookers
You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 16,326
Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber
Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,082
Lynne Koplitz - Passionate Men
Lynne loves it that men give sex their all.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,778
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Tony Daro - Sexual Peak
Men don't have the option of being a prostitute.
Tags: Tony Daro (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,099
Sheryl Underwood - Playing Games
Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man.
Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,179
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 655
