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Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk

It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.

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Mark Craig Taylor - Middle Age

Young guys can go chasing women every night.

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Richard Lewis - Failure to Commit

Richard has a hard time committing to a relationship.

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Mike Britt - Smarter

Your ego can get you in trouble.

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Brian's best subject in college was psychology.

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All you need is one good vibrator.

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Al Jackson reads an essay on drugs from one of his old students.

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Instructional sex tapes have dumb advice.

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Dan Devido - Moving Day

You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.

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