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Having a young girlfriend sucks.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 8,127

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,789

Don't mis-sock, socktard!

Tags: sex (1283), college (164)

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,469

Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), impressions (304)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 90,960

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,072

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,477

What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 641

You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 16,017

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,678