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If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,950

Nicknaming your boyfriend's penis is awesome.

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Posted: 02/02/06
Views: 2,421

Walter hates this damn job.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 81,607

Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.

Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 566

Men will take any woman home with them.

Tags: Owen Smith (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 602

Talk about a star-spangled boner.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (1283), music (727)

Posted: 03/24/98
Views: 1,920

Having a young girlfriend sucks.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 8,136

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,798

Don't mis-sock, socktard!

Tags: sex (1283), college (164)

Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.

Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 2,831