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Doc: "When are you hearing these voices?"
Blonde: "When I'm on the telephone."
Pete Dominick - Gym
Pete loves messing with people.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), Live at Gotham (332), mental health (221)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 3,565
Mike Birbiglia - Yo Therapist
Yo therapist so cheap, she already spent yo co-pay.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), music (727), songs (299)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 1,768
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep anywhere.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), mental health (221), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 992
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,516
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,963
Judy Gold - Leave a Message
Parents don't need answering machines.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), family (667), parents (525)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 560
Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health
Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (976), movies (559)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 85
Mike Birbiglia - Put It on Paper Song
Write it in your Hello Kitty notepad.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), music (727), family (667)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,772
Richard Lewis - Low Self-Esteem
The theme of Richard's family was "Starve a feeling. Feed a cold."
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), sports (631)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 499
DeRay - Cheating
You've got to make your woman think you're crazy.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 8,818
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