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She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?"
The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."
John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop
John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 8,280
Bob Marley - Ordering Food
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 4,130
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,939
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (804), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,024
Louis C.K. - Getting Fired
Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 2,928
Brian Kiley - Just Not Paying Attention
Brian Kiley's slow thinking delays his entry into a wax museum.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 386
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (804), movies (559)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 641
Kevin Rooney - Las Vegas
How bad could performing at a Vegas review be?
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), food (804), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 128
D.L. Hughley - Beautiful Women
Beautiful women get away with murder.
Tags: men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 14,935
Jamie Kaler - Right Turn On Red
You can learn a lot about yourself while driving.
Tags: Jamie Kaler (1), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 372
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