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Billy D. Washington: Things We Want to Know
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The name of this song is 'Things We Want to Know.' The first verse is things men want to know about women; second verse is things women want to know about men. Here are the guys: 'Why do you think you're so pretty? And why do you wear the panty hose? And why do you drink so much and don't have no money? And why do you mess with my stereo?' Here are the ladies: 'Why are all your friends so stupid? And why don't you wipe the toilet seat? Why is your fantasy to be with two women -- and you can't handle me?'
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Posted: 10/18/01

Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight

Flight attendants used to be good looking.

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Posted: 10/18/01
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Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex

It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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Posted: 01/25/99
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Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

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Posted: 05/27/04
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Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty

As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,888

Richard Trask - Sex and Dating

There are a lot of obligations that come with sex.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 577

Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women

Women complicate and analyze everything.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,567

Rob Pue - Cold-Blooded Reptiles

Women are lizards.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 933

Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman

Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,363

David Alan Grier - People Will Always Have Sex

Even if sex means death, people will still do it.

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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 938

Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego

Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,883

 
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