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Billiam Coronel: When You Need to Diet
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I think you know when you have to go on a diet: when you go bungee jumping, and you pull the bridge down with you.
Filed Under: health (741),  sports (621),  weight/obesity (343)
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Posted: 02/24/92

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (581), food (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 542

Billiam Coronel - SPF 45

SPF 45 is for vampires.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 247

Tom Papa - Tommy Salami

Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.

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Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 13,034

Barry Marder - Slim-Fast

Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.

Tags: Barry Marder (2), food (550), health (540)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,044

Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time

Get your beets, it's salad time!

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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,356

Bob Marley - Water Slide

Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,140

John Pinette - Bungee Jumping

John is not a fan of bungee jumping.

Tags: John Pinette (2), sports (238), weight/obesity (234)

Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 4,527

Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?

Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,898

Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy

Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,193

Chris Mata - Falling Down

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 3,317

 
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