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Billiam Coronel: When You Need to Diet
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I think you know when you have to go on a diet: when you go bungee jumping, and you pull the bridge down with you.
Filed Under: health (734),  sports (623),  weight/obesity (342)
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Posted: 02/24/92

Billiam Coronel - Tofu

You can spackle windows with tofu.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411

Billiam Coronel - SPF 45

SPF 45 is for vampires.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 211

Tom Papa - Tommy Salami

Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.

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Posted: 08/26/01
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Barry Marder - Slim-Fast

Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 812

Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time

Get your beets, it's salad time!

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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,239

Bob Marley - Water Slide

Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,894

John Pinette - Bungee Jumping

John is not a fan of bungee jumping.

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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 3,905

Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss

Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.

Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 766

Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills

Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.

Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 775

Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy

Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 965

 
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