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This suntan lotion is confusing
me. When I left about 10 years ago to move to New York, the highest suntan lotion number was 15. I get back -- you know what it is now? -- 45. A flannel shirt is about 30. Who's this for -- vampires? If you need 45, give up. You've been beaten genetically. You don't need lotion; you need a sleeping bag and a dark basement. Have a check-up, maybe you're a mole. You don't have skin; you have film.
Billiam Coronel - SPF 45
SPF 45 is for vampires.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), health (657), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 495
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (647), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,555
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,803
Tom Segura - Mushy Mouth
If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,046
Amy Schumer - Blog About It
The girls from "The Hills" burn calories by trying to form thoughts.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 56,909
Ray Lipowski - Suck and Tuck
It's not attractive for a man or women to wear a tight shirt with their stomach hanging out.
Tags: Ray Lipowski (3), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/26/10
Views: 6,435
Billiam Coronel - Dogs
Chihuahuas are a waste of dog food.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (719), animals (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,345
Orny Adams - Wine Country
Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.
Tags: Orny Adams (1), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,603
Jokes.com Live - Stand-Up From the New York Comedy Festival
Jokes.com is live streaming a night of stand-up comedy for your eyeholes.
Tags: New York Comedy Festival (21), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 26,249
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Hard Rock Cafe
The straw that broke it for Mary Lynn Rajskub was the day she had to wait on John Corbett.
Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), dating (786), food (719)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,867
