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Bill Torres: Latino SAT Scores
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I just read Latino high school kids came in fifth on their SATs. Number one was Chinese -- OK. Number two was whites -- OK. Number three was blacks -- OK. Number four were 'others.' Damn! A whole race of people defeated by a pronoun.
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Posted: 10/17/93

Bill Torres - A Marriage Chorus

Bill's family wants him to get married so badly, they sing about it.

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Posted: 10/17/93
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The Bible was written in American -- just check any hotel drawer.

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None of Bill's black friends have ever taught him how to dance.

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Gerry Dee teaches calculus, Earth Science and more!

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Paul F. Tompkins - Fantasy Camp

If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.

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We have to treat our teachers better.

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Rocky LaPorte - English Teachers

English teachers are evil people.

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To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.

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