Bill Santiago: Flying Into San Juan Scare | Bill Santiago | Jokes.com

Bill Santiago Jokes
Bill Santiago: Flying Into San Juan Scare
Get another Bill Santiago Joke »
I had a scare last time flying into San Juan. We lost cabin pressure, and instead of oxygen masks, rosary beads dropped out of the ceiling.
Filed Under: religion (507),  travel (277),  flying (96)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 05/04/06

Tony Stone - Brave Pilots

Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.

Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755

Ron Lynch - Flying Around the Planet

Flying around the planet can mess you up.

Tags: Ron Lynch (3), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 450

J.R. Havlan - Scared to Fly

J.R. Havlan has always hated flying.

Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), travel (310), self-deprecating (211)

Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 165

Tom Cotter - Air Travel

An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646

Scott Kennedy - Best Job in the World

Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.

Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 992

Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs

Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,026

Bruce Bruce - Flying First Class

Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.

Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,844

Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble

Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.

Tags: Ron White (24), Premium Blend (750), alcohol (496)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 15,617

Jay Mohr - Fight With an Englishman

Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), travel (310), violence (304)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 3,405

Jay Mohr - Scottish Bartender

You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), ethnic (814), alcohol (496)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,415

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?