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Bill Maher Jokes
Bill Maher: The Decider
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I've never had one condom break. Either I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch who ever was -- and I'm not -- or this is the most reliable product since the toaster.
Filed Under: sex (2512),  Bill Maher (1),  abstinence (1)
Posted: 07/06/09

Bill Maher - Abstinence-Only Education

Abstinence-only education is a waste of time and money.

Tags: Bill Maher (8), sex (1202), kids (831)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 4,647

Bill Maher - Tender Moment

When is the right time to use Cialis?

Tags: Bill Maher (8), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 12,365

Drew Fraser - Wrong Women

Men, always use your own condoms.

Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 2,318

Franklyn Ajaye - Celibacy

With AIDS, now the word "celibacy" is actually a word people use.

Tags: Franklyn Ajaye (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 7,376

Judah Friedlander - Museum of Sex

You have to go to the Museum of Sex. You could hook up with a couple people in the gift shop alone.

Tags: Judah Friedlander (8), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 7,154

Rene Hicks - Celibacy

Vegetarians and celibates go together well.

Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 4,940

Kyle Dunnigan - Bill Maher as Jack Nicholson

Kyle does an impression of Bill Maher doing an impression of Jack Nicholson.

Tags: Kyle Dunnigan (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), impressions (466)

Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 9,860

Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality

Brown is the new pink in 2008.

Tags: Bill Maher (8), sex (1202), money (606)

Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 6,416

Darryl Lenox - The Last Klondike Bar

Life changes fast when you eat the one thing your girlfriend planned her whole evening around.

Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), dating (786), food (719)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,740

Brent Weinbach - Belief in God

I like a woman with some curves.

Tags: Live at Gotham (340), God (23)

Posted: 06/13/08
Views: 6,509