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Bill Larkin: A Song for My Twin Brother
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You haven't got a friend in the world/and you smell like rotten meat/You're also stupid/my stupid, rotten-meat-scented twin/and you're the reason Dad's always always drinking/and why Mom is always drinking as well.
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Posted: 12/10/00

Bill Larkin - To My Twin Brother

Bill Larkin sings a song for his twin brother.

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