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The other day my wife
asked me to take her someplace real expensive to eat, so I took her to the airport.
Bill Kelley - Rough Day
The airport is an expensive place to eat.
Tags: Bill Kelley (1), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 893
Sebastian Maniscalco - Sushi Dinner
Guys can't let on that the restaurant bill is a problem on a first date.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 9,226
Cleto Rodriguez - Making Things Easier
Cleto Rodriguez loves his stepsons -- now.
Tags: Cleto Rodriguez (2), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 11/04/11
Views: 1,514
Tig Notaro - SkyMall
SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 2,159
Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), food (719), money (606)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 22,264
Barry Sobel - Expensive Airport Food
It's a million dollars to eat food at an airport.
Tags: Barry Sobel (6), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,038
Christian Finnegan - Monopoly
There are people who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 7,472
Dov Davidoff - Bad Week
You must experience a deep level of misery as a kid to cut someone's bike seat.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), food (719), money (606)
Posted: 05/01/10
Views: 44,477
Hari Kondabolu - We're Screwed
What kind of person buys a hybrid Escalade?
Tags: Hari Kondabolu (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 02/03/11
Views: 6,229
Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 2,935
