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The other day my wife
asked me to take her someplace real expensive to eat, so I took her to the airport.
Bill Kelley - Rough Day
The airport is an expensive place to eat.
Tags: Bill Kelley (1), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 304
Sebastian Maniscalco - Sushi Dinner
Guys can't let on that the restaurant bill is a problem on a first date.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 3,876
Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 14,493
Barry Sobel - Expensive Airport Food
It's a million dollars to eat food at an airport.
Tags: Barry Sobel (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 329
Christian Finnegan - Monopoly
There are people who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 3,244
Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 788
John Heffron - Buying a Bus
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 10,644
Tig - SkyMall
SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 549
Joey Kola - Never Angry
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 863
John Heffron - Second Business
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 4,767
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