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Another sign of getting older just started happening to me. Driving down the highway, I saw my blinker was on. I don't remember putting that thing on. I had no idea how long it had been on for. You suddenly realize, 'I'm the guy I used to hate to be behind.'
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Posted: 05/24/93

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