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Another sign of getting older
just started happening to me. Driving down the highway, I saw my blinker was on. I don't remember putting that thing on. I had no idea how long it had been on for. You suddenly realize, 'I'm the guy I used to hate to be behind.'
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), Two Drink Minimum (291), aging (274)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 399
Jack Coen - Turning 40
Jack just turned 40 this past year.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), gay/homosexual (283)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 516
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (582), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,607
Kelly Monteith - Our Asses
Our asses come up in conversation all the time.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 314
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (582), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 544
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 813
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), The A-List (486), parents (467)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 243
Richard Carter - The Golden Years Are a Crock
Richard got into comedy so that he could humiliate his family.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), family (582), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 477
Chris Hobbs - Heroin
Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), alcohol (396), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 347
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 19,081
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