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Another sign of getting older
just started happening to me. Driving down the highway, I saw my blinker was on. I don't remember putting that thing on. I had no idea how long it had been on for. You suddenly realize, 'I'm the guy I used to hate to be behind.'
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (488), driving (336)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,049
Pete Holmes - Really?
There are a lot of jokes that Pete Holmes wants to stop.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 28,981
Jack Coen - Turning 40
Jack just turned 40 this past year.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,515
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (647), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,730
Kelly Monteith - Our Asses
Our asses come up in conversation all the time.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), health (657), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,094
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,565
Chris Hobbs - Heroin
Heroin addicts applaud by slapping their veins.
Tags: Chris Hobbs (2), alcohol (516), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,032
Richard Carter - The Golden Years Are a Crock
Richard got into comedy so that he could humiliate his family.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), family (647), driving (336)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,568
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 517
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,803
