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Bill Hicks: Ted Turner's News Grudge
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Watch 'Headline News' for an
hour. It's the most depressing thing you'll ever do: war, famine, death, AIDS, homeless, depression, recession, drought, flood, pit bull, war, famine, death, AIDS. Then you look out your window, and it's like, where's all this stuff happening? Ted Turner's making this stuff up, man. Jane Fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter -- 'By 1995, we will all die of AIDS. Read that on the air. I don't get any, no one gets any.'
Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 610
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 372
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,111
Bill Hicks - Polled
Bill Hicks polls the audience.
Tags: Bill Hicks (3), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,996
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917
Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 607
David Feldman - Sexism
If women ran the world, there'd be no wars.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 409
Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War
Russ would be the worst POW.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,241
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 518
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 318
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