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Bill Hicks Jokes
Bill Hicks: Cross Jewelry
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A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a cross? That's kinda like going up to Jackie Kennedy Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Posted: 02/24/92

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Bill Hicks polls the audience.

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If water doesn't solve your drought, you're screwed.

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Bill Hicks - Plastic Surgery

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Denis Leary buys the biggest bell bottoms in history, man.

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Adele doesn't do the designer thing.

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Loni Love - Medication

America loves to take pills.

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