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A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a cross? That's kinda like going up to Jackie Kennedy Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Sebastian Maniscalco - Casual Dress

The airport should have a dress code.

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Posted: 01/17/08
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Denis Leary - The 70s

Denis Leary buys the biggest bell bottoms in history, man.

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Posted: 04/27/04
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John Evans - Weird Look

The first time John Evans went out with his wife, she said he looked like Count Chocula.

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Posted: 07/12/07
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Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 2

Lewis explains religion.

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Posted: 08/01/08
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Bill Hicks - Drought

If water doesn't solve your drought, you're screwed.

Tags: Bill Hicks (3), The A-List (486), TV (384)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,505

Bill Hicks - Polled

Bill Hicks polls the audience.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,189

Bill Hicks - Plastic Surgery

Geraldo Rivera subjects himself to plastic surgery on air.

Tags: Bill Hicks (3), The A-List (486), TV (384)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,700

Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals

Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.

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Posted: 01/22/10
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Adele Givens - Common Sense

Adele doesn't do the designer thing.

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Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,126

Loni Love - Medication

America loves to take pills.

Tags: Loni Love (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)

Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,069

 
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