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A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a cross? That's kinda like going up to Jackie Kennedy Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Posted: 02/24/92

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The airport should have a dress code.

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Lewis explains religion.

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If water doesn't solve your drought, you're screwed.

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Bill Hicks polls the audience.

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Geraldo Rivera subjects himself to plastic surgery on air.

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America loves to take pills.

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Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.

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