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What's up with all these
guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that sh*t -- guys killing their wives. I don't understand it. First of all, why would you kill another person, and second of all, don't they think the whole thing through? Like, how the whole thing's gonna play out? Like, 'I'm gonna kill my wife, then I'm gonna get caught, then I'm gonna go to jail, then I'm gonna get f**ked in the ass.'
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 519
Nick DiPaolo - Militant Feminists
Nick DiPaolo loves women, but not militant feminists.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 515
Christopher Titus - Killing Your Spouse
We've all been in long term relationships and thought about killing the other person.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 10,798
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 716
Bill Burr - Staying Single
Bill has been single too long to care.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,643
Jonathan Katz - Happily Married
Lately, Jonathan thinks that his wife is having an affair.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 354
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 621
Bill Burr - Rednecks
Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,122
Anthony Griffith - Vietnam
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
Tags: Anthony Griffith (5), Premium Blend (750), family (667)
Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 747
Greer Barnes - Gays in the Military
A gay guy may come to your rescue during war.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), gay/homosexual (633), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 6,089
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