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My brother and sister started using crack cocaine. And I can't tell you like it was in the movies -- overnight they became addicted -- but in about a year and a half, my sister had become a prostitute and my brother had started stealing things out of my mother's house. And when things get that bad, sometimes you even have to cut your own family loose, and as much as it hurt me, I had to sit them down and tell them, 'Look here. I can't sell you this stuff anymore.'
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