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My brother and sister started
using crack cocaine. And I can't tell you like it was in the movies -- overnight they became addicted -- but in about a year and a half, my sister had become a prostitute and my brother had started stealing things out of my mother's house. And when things get that bad, sometimes you even have to cut your own family loose, and as much as it hurt me, I had to sit them down and tell them, 'Look here. I can't sell you this stuff anymore.'
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (582), drugs (377)
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 6,429
A.J. Jamal - Drug Handbook
Marijuana doesn't get you high.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), family (582)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 847
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), imitations (789), kids (642)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,180
Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment
Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.
Tags: Paul Varghese (2), family (582), money (471)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 2,135
Chris Case - Stop Drunk Driving
Marijuana is the answer to ending drunk driving.
Tags: Chris Case (3), dating (637), family (582)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 452
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 19,086
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,768
Jodie Wasserman - Pregnant
Jodie has a disturbing experience with donuts.
Tags: Jodie Wasserman (1), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 693
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
Tags: Nick Swardson (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 9,412
Hugh Fink - Hugh Broke
Hugh Fink's dad does not understand time zones.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,140
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