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Bert Kreischer: Morning-After Pockets
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You wake up the next morning in your bathroom: no shirt on, a quarter stuck to your back, reach into your pocket for your money and it's -- nothing.... Only thing scarier than that is same scenario, but you reach down your pocket and find $750, and you're like, 'Oh, what the f**k did I do last night?'
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