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Bert Kreischer: Morning-After Pockets
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You wake up the next
morning in your bathroom: no shirt on, a quarter stuck to your back, reach into your pocket for your money and it's -- nothing.... Only thing scarier than that is same scenario, but you reach down your pocket and find $750, and you're like, 'Oh, what the f**k did I do last night?'
Bert Kreischer - Drinking in L.A.
L.A. is an expensive place to drink.
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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 3,701
Greg Giraldo - Awkward Encounter
Sometimes Greg Giraldo's encounters with the homeless can get awkward.
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Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 3,576
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 701
Gene Pompa - Gender Differences
You can avoid buying women drinks by acting slow.
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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 535
Tom Sharpe - Pot of Gold
Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.
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Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 199
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
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Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,607
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
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Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,768
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 3,005
Guy Torry - Hangin' Out at Home Depot
Golddiggers hang out at Home Depot.
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Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 1,164
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,689
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