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Bert Kreischer: Morning-After Pockets
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You wake up the next
morning in your bathroom: no shirt on, a quarter stuck to your back, reach into your pocket for your money and it's -- nothing.... Only thing scarier than that is same scenario, but you reach down your pocket and find $750, and you're like, 'Oh, what the f**k did I do last night?'
Bert Kreischer - Drinking in L.A.
L.A. is an expensive place to drink.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 3,516
Greg Giraldo - Awkward Encounter
Sometimes Greg Giraldo's encounters with the homeless can get awkward.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 3,258
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 495
Gene Pompa - Gender Differences
You can avoid buying women drinks by acting slow.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 501
Tom Sharpe - Pot of Gold
Tom Sharpe has been broke a lot.
Tags: Tom Sharpe (2), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 185
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,323
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,518
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962
Guy Torry - Hangin' Out at Home Depot
Golddiggers hang out at Home Depot.
Tags: Guy Torry (1), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/01/02
Views: 1,062
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,251
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