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Becky Donohue: Broke on Mom's Birthday
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I have to go home this weekend for my mother's 60th birthday party, and I am broke. Now, I know it's bad because I have the same amount of money now that I had when I was 12. And I'm really afraid that I'm going to have to make her present -- which is no longer cute or funny, is it?
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