Barry Marder Jokes
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You have a Slim-Fast for
breakfast, a Slim-Fast for lunch; then, you eat a sensible dinner.' How sensible are you going to be after eating powder all day?
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,881
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 3,330
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,658
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 2,452
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,002
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 984
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 5,165
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,225
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 5,264
