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Posted: 02/24/92

Barry Marder - Slim-Fast

Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.

Tags: Barry Marder (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 810

Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning

If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364

Joey Kola - Life is Short

If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.

Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 383

Loni Love - Skinny People

Skinny people should leave fat people alone.

Tags: Loni Love (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,860

Nick DiPaolo - Obese People

Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 481

Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food

Dear Food, those were some good times we had....

Tags: Martha Kelly (3), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 936

Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut

Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.

Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596

Joe Starr - Wrong Height

Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.

Tags: Joe Starr (2), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 430

Mark Schiff - Supermarket

Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 886

Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic

Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,105

 
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