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I bought a $6 million
house. I got a great deal on it: I put down $400; I have a mortgage of $31,000 every month. My idea is to live there for three months until they throw me the hell out of there.
Barry Diamond - Four Hundred Down
If you think your home is expensive, check out Barry's mortgage.
Tags: Barry Diamond (2), money (606), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,492
Paul F. Tompkins - Buying a House
Paul F. Tompkins should have been planning for this a while ago -- not just today.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), money (606), storyteller (326)
Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 22,752
Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving
Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), money (606), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 383
Rich Vos - $800 a Night
The employees at a fancy hotel know you don't belong there when you walk in with a Styrofoam cooler.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), ethnic (870), dating (786)
Posted: 10/20/10
Views: 2,784
Barry Diamond - The Mashed Potato Gang
Hitting someone with mashed potatoes is more humiliating than shooting them.
Tags: Barry Diamond (2), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,617
Don Friesen - Home Ownership
This is a good time to buy a home? Is the American Dream to wait for someone to fail and swoop in?
Tags: Don Friesen (1), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 845
Juston McKinney - Cul-De-Stuck
Juston McKinney could flip his house right now and move into a Ford Focus.
Tags: Juston McKinney (11), money (606), marriage (547)
Posted: 06/27/10
Views: 2,443
Matt Fulchiron - All Kinds of Rude
Every time God closes a door, Matt Fulchiron opens a beer.
Tags: Matt Fulchiron (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 02/26/11
Views: 3,825
Behind the Scenes - Marijuana Hotel
Snoop Dogg makes a business proposal to Donald Trump.
Tags: money (606), drugs (503)
Posted: 03/15/10
Views: 1,388
Jay Larson - Unfinished Basement
If you grew up in a finished basement, then you do not know fear.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 6,291
