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I'm not making this up
-- he goes 'Now if your neighbor marries a box turtle, that doesn't affect your everyday life. But that doesn't mean it's right.' I think it's pretty safe to assume that, at one point or another, Senator John Cornyn has thought about making love to a box turtle. I'm sorry, but that's not the first animal you jump to when you're writing that analogy.
Jonathan Katz - Happily Married
Lately, Jonathan thinks that his wife is having an affair.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 346
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 506
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 306
RodMan - Marriage
Marriage is not settling down; it's very unsettling.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,108
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Walter hates this damn job.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (66), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 73,165
Steve McGrew - Sex
It's gross to think of your parents having sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 7,040
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 10,507
Tom Papa - Swimming With Dolphins
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,691
Robert Kelly - Romantic Proposal
Robert had a romantic proposal in Aruba all planned out.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 3,588
Adam Ferrara - Male Honesty
Women won't tolerate male honesty.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,294
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