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Aziz Ansari: Rap Producer Boast
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I heard this guy going
around talking about how he was this big rap producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging. And in one of those bragging sessions, I heard him just tell somebody, 'Hey, hey -- why don't you try making four beats a day for two summers?' What a dangerously specific challenge that is.
Todd Barry - Kmart in New York
New York City has changed.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 1,101
Daniel Tosh - Trading Spaces
Daniel Tosh would never want to be on "Trading Spaces."
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 5,870
Aziz Ansari - Red State Thinking
Aziz Ansari is interested in the way people think.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (2), Premium Blend (750), liberal (127)
Posted: 02/02/06
Views: 7,726
Reggie McFadden - COPS
The cameraman on "COPS" does all the work.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 1,496
Nick Swardson - The Saddest Planet Hollywood
Working at Planet Hollywood in Minnesota is pretty lame.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (549)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 3,926
Dwayne Perkins - What Rappers Used to Do
If Dwayne weren't a rapper, he'd be doing scary stuff, like designing websites.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 359
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), work/office (388),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 124,437
Zach Galifianakis - Hut of Pain
If you want to kill yourself, do something other than jumping off of a Pizza Hut.
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)
Posted: 09/16/01
Views: 13,655
Aziz Ansari - Harsh Cop
Aziz Ansari knows what harsh is.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (2), Premium Blend (750), music (710)
Posted: 02/02/06
Views: 9,893
Bill Burr - Cubicles
Bill Burr knew he was too stupid to run a business.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 8,318
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