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Avi Liberman: Gym Plans
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You can't walk into a gym nowadays -- 'How much is it?' and pay. They have all these plans. 'You know, we have many, many plans. Our most popular plan is where you give us $80,000 up front and then give us your bank card, and we'll automatically take $1,000 a month out of that. You don't have to worry about it; we'll take it right out for you.'
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