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Auggie Smith: Not the Booze's Fault
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No matter what your problems
in life are, I assure you: it is not the booze's fault. Let's get this straight once and for all, OK? You know what? If you're a jackass when you're drinking, it's because you're a jackass.
Auggie Smith - Poor Get Poorer
Kansas is legalizing casinos to help their economy.
Tags: Auggie Smith (2), money (852), economy (491)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 494
Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), The A-List (491), alcohol (489)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 829
Pete Dominick - Gym
Pete loves messing with people.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), Live at Gotham (293), mental health (219)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 3,463
Auggie Smith - No Smoking
It is wrong to ban smoking in bars.
Tags: Auggie Smith (2), health (956), New York City (593)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 812
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (362)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,422
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep anywhere.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), mental health (219), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 805
Mike Birbiglia - Yo Therapist
Yo therapist so cheap, she already spent yo co-pay.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), music (710), songs (290)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 1,667
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 582
Chelsea Handler - Quitters
AA is for quitters.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 2,162
Richard Lewis - Bloody Mary
Richard's friend drank a Bloody Mary at 7 a.m.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), marriage (575), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 83
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