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Auggie Smith: Not the Booze's Fault
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No matter what your problems
in life are, I assure you: it is not the booze's fault. Let's get this straight once and for all, OK? You know what? If you're a jackass when you're drinking, it's because you're a jackass.
Auggie Smith - Poor Get Poorer
Kansas is legalizing casinos to help their economy.
Tags: Auggie Smith (2), money (471), alcohol (396)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 629
Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), The A-List (486), alcohol (396)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 930
Pete Dominick - Gym
Pete loves messing with people.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), Live at Gotham (343), mental health (174)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 3,898
Auggie Smith - No Smoking
It is wrong to ban smoking in bars.
Tags: Auggie Smith (2), health (540), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 938
Aziz Ansari - Jewed Him Over
Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (14), ethnic (731), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/13/10
Views: 8,939
Mike Birbiglia - Yo Therapist
Yo therapist so cheap, she already spent yo co-pay.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), music (381), mental health (174)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 2,692
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep anywhere.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), mental health (174), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,275
Tom Papa - The Bus
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 3,184
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), animals (439), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 233
Jake Johannsen - Response Letter
Jake responds to mail from troubled fans.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 435
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