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Auggie Smith: No Smoking in Bars
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Look, I understand you can't smoke cigarettes in a hospital room -- I understand that: it's bad for you, blah blah blah. But, America, we're beginning to make it illegal in bars! I mean, who is concerned about their health in a bar? Exactly what's the complaint on this one? 'Excuse me, Mr. Bartender-Man, I am trying to get drunk so I can drive home and have unprotected sex with some skank I just met tonight -- this guy's blowing smoke in my face. And some more deep-fried cheese, when you get a chance.'
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Posted: 08/31/06

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