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Look, I understand you can't
smoke cigarettes in a hospital room -- I understand that: it's bad for you, blah blah blah. But, America, we're beginning to make it illegal in bars! I mean, who is concerned about their health in a bar? Exactly what's the complaint on this one? 'Excuse me, Mr. Bartender-Man, I am trying to get drunk so I can drive home and have unprotected sex with some skank I just met tonight -- this guy's blowing smoke in my face. And some more deep-fried cheese, when you get a chance.'
Auggie Smith - No Smoking
It is wrong to ban smoking in bars.
Tags: Auggie Smith (2), health (956), New York City (593)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 812
Andy Kindler - Legal Marijuana
Andy fit in all possible vices while in Amsterdam.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,203
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
Tags: Sarah Colonna (1), men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 763
John Heffron - Getting Older
Tums replace condoms as you get older.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 5,571
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,947
Johnny Dark - Leprosy
Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.
Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (956), alcohol (489)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 185
Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,692
Keith Robinson - Plead Stupidity
If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), health (956), crime (412)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 129
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 471
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), health (956), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 868
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