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Auggie Smith: Kansas Casinos
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Apparently Kansas needs money, so
they're going to open these casinos and then that tax revenue -- well, brother, that's just like planting a big, old, fat money seed, and then a money tree will grow. And then we'll just shake the money leaves out of the money tree because, obviously, this tax revenue is only coming from people that can afford it. I mean, my God, poor people would never gamble. They're great with money -- that's why they're poor.
Auggie Smith - Poor Get Poorer
Kansas is legalizing casinos to help their economy.
Tags: Auggie Smith (2), money (865), economy (499)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 514
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,043
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,400
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
Tags: money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 848
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 14,000
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 22,337
Vic Henley - Lessons of Graceland
Graceland teaches us that hillbillies should never have cash.
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Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,666
John Caparulo - Yard Sale
People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 14,382
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,284
Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 628
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