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Apparently Kansas needs money, so
they're going to open these casinos and then that tax revenue -- well, brother, that's just like planting a big, old, fat money seed, and then a money tree will grow. And then we'll just shake the money leaves out of the money tree because, obviously, this tax revenue is only coming from people that can afford it. I mean, my God, poor people would never gamble. They're great with money -- that's why they're poor.
Auggie Smith - Poor Get Poorer
Kansas is legalizing casinos to help their economy.
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Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 492
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,920
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
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Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 792
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,388
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 13,737
Ron White - Rich In-Laws
Ron's in-laws are loaded, and they hate his guts.
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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 21,558
Vic Henley - Lessons of Graceland
Graceland teaches us that hillbillies should never have cash.
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Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,645
John Caparulo - Yard Sale
People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.
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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 14,144
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 277
Jeff Joseph - No New Texas
George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 314
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