Artie Lange Jokes
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Artie Lange: Never Been Swimming
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I've never been swimming, and
that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 812
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 383
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 936
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 889
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 430
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,860
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 481
Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic
Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,107
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