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Artie Lange: Bad at Drugs
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I was bad at doing
drugs. I didn't do drugs properly. For instance, I'm the only guy who ever got really fat on cocaine.
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,858
Artie Lange - The Wrong Way
Artie Lange was a fat coke head.
Tags: Artie Lange (6), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 4,738
Artie Lange - Hooker Alarm Clock
The hooker alarm clock is the best $15 Artie has ever spent.
Tags: Artie Lange (6), sex (1202), drugs (503)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,243
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,658
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (45), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 93,406
Denis Leary - Anal Leakage
Denis Leary points out some of the side effects of prescription drugs.
Tags: Denis Leary (20), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 01/17/11
Views: 6,449
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 6,602
Artie Lange - Lawrence Taylor Reality Show
Announcer Bob Sheppard should narrate Lawrence Taylor's life for a reality show.
Tags: Artie Lange (6), drugs (503), impressions (466)
Posted: 01/24/10
Views: 8,167
Michael Colyar - Crack
Michael did so much crack one time he broke into his own house.
Tags: Michael Colyar (2), ethnic (870), drugs (503)
Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 3,514
