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Aron Kader: Anti-American in the Middle East
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I was over in the
Middle East in November. And I'm hanging out with a cousin, and he's driving us around, showing us the city and Cairo. Arabs are all anti-American right now. I witnessed it first hand. I'm over there and I'm driving around with him, and he's just like, 'Believe me, cousin, America is very bad. They're weak, very weak. America, they think they own everything. C'mon, they will fall. America just a paper tiger. They will fold. Yeah, yeah -- you hungry? You want something to eat? We have McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Applebee's -- you like Applebee's?'
Aron Kader - Roman Numerals
Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'
Tags: Aron Kader (1), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 652
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
Johnny Steele - Talking Politics During the Holidays
Don't egg on your Republican family members.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 142
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,241
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,284
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,844
Christopher Titus - British Security
British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), America (446)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,216
Greg Giraldo - The Olympics
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sports (631), America (446)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,830
Russ Meneve - International Relations
The world hates America.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), America (446), violence (304)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 825
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
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