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I believe that if you go on a date and you get to second base, and then you go home alone and rub one out -- that's like runs batted in.
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Posted: 03/30/06

Arj Barker - Did You Score?

A date is not a sporting event.

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Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.

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Hugh Fink - Strikeout

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Jim thinks skiers deserve to die.

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