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Arj Barker: No Razors in Halloween Candy
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There's no razor in candy.
If for no other reason, it doesn't make financial sense. It's not fiscally prudent. How much does a piece of candy cost -- like, a penny and a half? An apple's like 15 cents? Anybody here bought a Mach 3 replacement cartridge recently? They're so expensive, they don't even keep them on the shelf. You know, you have to ask the people behind the counter. I feel like I'm trying to buy enriched plutonium or something.
Arj Barker - Horrible Halloween
Razor blades in candy does not make financial sense.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,423
Lewis Black - Long Christmas
How long does it take you Christians to shop?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 8,397
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,336
Charlie Viracola - Halloween
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), sex (1269), money (852)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,032
Mark Curry - Growing Up Poor
When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,724
Dave Chappelle - DIY Costumes
Dave used to solve costume problems by wearing glasses and going as Malcolm X.
Tags: Dave Chappelle (15), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 19,539
Retta - Growing Up Poor
When there wasn't powdered milk, you used nondairy creamer.
Tags: Retta (12), money (852), food (790)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 714
Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,469
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (790), growing up (450)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,285
Jesse Popp - Specific Horoscopes
Edgar Allen Poe is alive and doing infomercials.
Tags: Jesse Popp (1), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 10/25/02
Views: 228
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