Arj Barker Jokes
|
Arj Barker: Have Fun Trick-or-Treating, Son
|
Get another Arj Barker Joke » |
You're finally old enough to
go trick or treating by yourself, and then they gotta give you that talk. 'Alright, son, just go door to door and get the candy, that's all you gotta do. Just go get the candy. Knock on the door, go to the next house, get more candy, and it's all yours. Get to keep it all. Have fun, get lots of candy. Oh yeah, one more thing I forgot to tell you, son -- be careful 'cause the candy might have razor blades in it.' Oh my God, what a horrible thing to tell an 18-year-old....
Arj Barker - Horrible Halloween
Razor blades in candy does not make financial sense.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,443
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,226
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 655
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 20,336
Jeff Dunham - Octomother's Day
That OctoMom is crazy!
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 24,795
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,159
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,685
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (2), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 636
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,674
Looking for something else?
