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I only have, like, three
really good friends, and they get worse every year. And it's gotten to the point where I think they'd rather hang out with their own kids than hang out with me. I'm like, 'Alright, but really, where's the loyalty, man? I've known you for 25 years. How long have you known your baby -- like a month? Alright, Judas, whatever.'
Patton Oswalt - Sobering Up and Babies
Patton details two annoying types of people.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,777
Carrie Snow - Kids
Carrie Snow can never have kids.
Tags: Carrie Snow (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 201
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,340
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,374
Eddie Gossling - Coloring
Eddie is cool with some coloring.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 168
Megan Mooney - Dad's Friends
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,875
Andre Covington - Nasty Friends
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 413
Sue Kolinsky - Deciding on Kids
It would be great if you could give kids valium.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 798
Bob Oschack - New Baby
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 1,755
Cory Kahaney - Teenagers
These days, the media always tries to tell you how to raise your kids.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,302
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