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Arj Barker: Friends With Kids
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I only have, like, three really good friends, and they get worse every year. And it's gotten to the point where I think they'd rather hang out with their own kids than hang out with me. I'm like, 'Alright, but really, where's the loyalty, man? I've known you for 25 years. How long have you known your baby -- like a month? Alright, Judas, whatever.'
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Posted: 03/30/06

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