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My friends, they only want to know one thing: 'Did you score? Did you score? Did you score? Did you score?' Hey, guess what -- news flash, guys -- a date's not a sporting event. A date's an opportunity to be in the presence of another individual and celebrate the unique-osity of that person. And no -- I didn't f**king score!
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Posted: 03/30/06

Arj Barker - Did You Score?

A date is not a sporting event.

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Posted: 03/30/06
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Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.

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It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.

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