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Anybody see 'Cop Land'? I went to go see it, but I got stoned in the parking lot. And then on the way in, I read the marquee, and I got paranoid and went home.
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Posted: 12/12/97

Arj Barker - Paranoid

Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."

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