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I like to go to
the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret. They'll hand me my drink, and I'll go, 'Man, what the hell is in this?' 'Dude, don't worry. Don't ask, just drink it. I'll see you in 20 minutes.' Next thing you know, I'm buck naked, standing on a coffee table, with a cowboy hat on.
Aries Spears - Drinking
No one can out drink white people.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 4,466
Dan Boulger - Adoption
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 1,108
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (814), animals (791)
Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 95,826
Jackie Kashian - Chad
Chad went to the county courthouse to legally change his name to his Dungeons & Dragons name.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), friends (312)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 735
Dan Devido - Moving Day
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 384
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,042
Pete Correale - Instructional Tape
Instructional sex tapes have dumb advice.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 2,425
John Caponera - Everything Sucks
John hates being around negative people.
Tags: John Caponera (4), imitations (772), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,164
Johnny Sanchez - All-American
Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,834
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,797
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