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Aries Spears Jokes
Aries Spears: Anthrax
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I know when the anthrax thing hit -- white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn me, like 'Oh my God, Aries, be careful. Don't open your mail.' Let me tell you something -- black folks was never worried about anthrax because, half the time, we don't open our mail no way. We might think that's a bill. We might hold it to the light and go, 'That's a red slip.' If you want to get us with anthrax, put that in a Jay-Z CD. That's how you get us.
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See Aries Spears Tell It » Aries Spears - Anthrax Scare Arabs took the pressure off black people.
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Posted: 05/19/05

Aries Spears - Anthrax Scare

Arabs took the pressure off black people.

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Posted: 05/19/05
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Aries Spears - Drinking

No one can out drink white people.

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Aries Spears - National Geographic

There are certain noises black people don't mess with.

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Aries Spears - Alive

If you're scared to fly, you can't go see certain movies.

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Aries Spears - RoboCop Sex Scene

Having sex with RoboCop would hurt.

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Aries Spears - Rap Tribute

Aries dedicates a song to four of his favorite rappers.

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Aries Spears - Shaquille O'Neal

Shaq is the slowest talking dude in the NBA.

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Aries Spears - Heat

Aries reenacts a scene from "Heat" with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro.

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Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American

Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.

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