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Anthony Szpak: Sorority Girls
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I love college girls. The only girls I date in college, though, are sorority girls. Why? Because they're dumb. You can trick them so easy. 'I'm your boyfriend.' 'Oh my God! Let's have sex!'
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Posted: 12/24/00

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