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I just can't compete with
what Hollywood says is hot now for the ladies and stuff. My last girlfriend was totally into James Van Der Beek. Why? Remember when Hollywood hunks were supposed to have some kind of looks or something?
Doug Stanhope - The Ugly One
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,371
Nick Griffin - Fake Breasts
It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts.
Tags: Nick Griffin (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,881
Artie Lange - Mistaken Identity
Artie knew he was getting too fat when someone thought that he was Rosie O'Donnell.
Tags: Artie Lange (4), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 4,856
Charlie Murphy - Ego Driven
All men, whether they admit it or not, have nicknamed their penis at some point.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (3), men/women (919), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 1,305
Larry the Cable Guy - Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Larry might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but he can sure beat the sh*t out of one.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (32), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 02/01/10
Views: 4,146
Otis Lee Crenshaw - Bag Lady
Bag ladies can be very sexy.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 2,868
Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver
Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (919), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 5,328
Greg Giraldo - Pride
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), men/women (919), ethnic (730)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 12,889
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), family (581), health (540)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 875
Patton Oswalt - Makeover Shows
Some people are really against growing an original personality.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), TV (384), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 3,618
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