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It's fun to watch sports.
I'm just tired of athletes bringing up God at the end of the game. It doesn't fit, does it? There's nothing more annoying -- some big freak on the screen after a game, 'Yeah, I want to thank God for helping me win. He answered all my prayers.' What? Yeah, maybe you ought to pray for something a little more important, like literacy.
Anthony Szpak - Thanking God
Maybe athletes should pray for something a little more important.
Tags: Anthony Szpak (1), sex (1269), ethnic (813)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 237
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 713
Reno Collier - Physical Education
If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,667
Gerry Dee - Teaching
Not a teacher in the world will admit that they don't know an answer.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 12,312
Russell Brand - Alpha Male Surfer
Even Jesus Christ only stood on the ocean once.
Tags: Russell Brand (16), religion (770), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 03/08/09
Views: 31,888
Wayne Federman - Sports and Society
It's surprising that sports teams' names are still racist.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 308
Reno Collier - Mexican Coin
Reno Collier has a hangover.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 923
Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace
White churches get out on time.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 8,375
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 714
Barry Sobel - Untrue Stereotypes
Who doesn't know black athletes are better than white athletes?
Tags: Barry Sobel (6), ethnic (813), religion (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 460
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