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It's fun to watch sports. I'm just tired of athletes bringing up God at the end of the game. It doesn't fit, does it? There's nothing more annoying -- some big freak on the screen after a game, 'Yeah, I want to thank God for helping me win. He answered all my prayers.' What? Yeah, maybe you ought to pray for something a little more important, like literacy.
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Posted: 12/24/00

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