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My girlfriend loves to eat
chocolate. She's always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction... So, I put her in a car and I drove her downtown, and I pointed out a crack addict, and I said, 'Do you see that, honey? Why can't you be that skinny?'
Anthony Jeselnik - Brutally Honest
Anthony Jeselnik is brutally honest with his girlfriend.
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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 6,673
Dustin Ybarra - Fat Ass
They say obesity is a virus, but you're not going to have warn your exes that you've become fat.
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Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 128
Jodie Wasserman - Pregnant
Jodie has a disturbing experience with donuts.
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Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 441
Anthony Jeselnik - Christmas
Christmas is Anthony's favorite holiday.
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Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 24,709
Anthony Jeselnik - Intelligence
Anthony looks for intelligence in a woman.
Tags: Anthony Jeselnik (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 8,031
Roz G - Large and in Charge
Roz G doesn't date fat men.
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Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 960
Anthony Jeselnik - Fancy Lingerie
Anthony's probably not the best boyfriend.
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Posted: 01/13/06
Views: 7,277
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 936
Rena Zager - Quesadilla Fever
Rena Zager has had trouble with online dating.
Tags: Rena Zager (2), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 551
Damon Williams - Home Alone
Damon knew the Schoo family was white.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 408
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