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Anthony Jeselnik: Addict Girlfriend
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My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction... So, I put her in a car and I drove her downtown, and I pointed out a crack addict, and I said, 'Do you see that, honey? Why can't you be that skinny?'
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See Anthony Jeselnik Tell It » Anthony Jeselnik - Brutally Honest Anthony Jeselnik is brutally honest with his girlfriend.
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Posted: 01/12/06

Anthony Jeselnik - Brutally Honest

Anthony Jeselnik is brutally honest with his girlfriend.

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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 25,691

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Jodie has a disturbing experience with donuts.

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Posted: 12/13/01
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Dustin Ybarra - Fat Ass

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Posted: 10/23/09
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Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead

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Posted: 10/04/10
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Robert Kelly - Fat Worry

Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.

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Anthony Jeselnik - Intelligence

Anthony looks for intelligence in a woman.

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Roz G - Large and in Charge

Roz G doesn't date fat men.

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Tony Rock - Fat Tommy

Your fat friends will take the munchies to a whole other level.

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Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food

Dear Food, those were some good times we had....

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Posted: 12/13/02
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