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Posted: 05/23/97

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (7), religion (341), death (212)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 144

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (7), religion (341), death (212)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 1,419

Anthony Clark - A Prayer

Anthony Clark says a little prayer every morning.

Tags: Anthony Clark (7), sex (983), imitations (789)

Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 193

Drew Hastings - Act of God

When did insurance agents get so religious?

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), Premium Blend (749), religion (341)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,941

Anthony Clark - Flood Footage

Anthony Clark is worried about rising flood waters.

Tags: Anthony Clark (7), animals (439), Comic Cabana (57)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 255

D.L. Hughley - The Pope

If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.

Tags: money (471), religion (341)

Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,359

Jimmy Dore - Religious When It's Convenient

Christians always have a tough time justifying killing in a war.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,804

Anthony Clark - Troubled Areas

Aunt Peggy wishes her cellulite cream came in Twinkie form.

Tags: Anthony Clark (7), family (582), food (550)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 197

Anthony Clark - Mother's Threats

When Anthony Clark was a kid, he never listened to his mother.

Tags: Anthony Clark (7), kids (642), family (582)

Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 404

David Feldman - Death Penalty

There should be a humane society for human beings.

Tags: David Feldman (14), animals (439), drugs (377)

Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 124

 
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