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Posted: 05/23/97

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 144

Anthony Clark - Heaven's Gate Suicide Cult

The Heaven's Gate suicide cult was one shoe endorsement the people at Nike never saw coming.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), religion (776), death (318)

Posted: 05/23/97
Views: 1,106

Anthony Clark - A Prayer

Anthony Clark says a little prayer every morning.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), sex (1283), money (865)

Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 174

Drew Hastings - Act of God

When did insurance agents get so religious?

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 971

Anthony Clark - Flood Footage

Anthony Clark is worried about rising flood waters.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), animals (791), environment (281)

Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 221

Jimmy Dore - Religious When It's Convenient

Christians always have a tough time justifying killing in a war.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,762

D.L. Hughley - The Pope

If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.

Tags: money (865), religion (776)

Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 848

Anthony Clark - Mother's Threats

When Anthony Clark was a kid, he never listened to his mother.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), kids (841), family (667)

Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 348

Anthony Clark - Troubled Areas

Aunt Peggy wishes her cellulite cream came in Twinkie form.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 162

Kyle Cease - Pillsbury Doughboy

It is never normal to have the Pillsbury Doughboy around.

Tags: Kyle Cease (15), ethnic (814), food (804)

Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,554

 
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